There once was a man named Bob,
Who everyone said was a slob.
But then one day, on magical eBay,
he ordered a wand right away.
When he got the wand, he was quite fond,
and he went to his jeans,
and yelled “Clean!”
and the jeans paved a way.
But that very day, Bob got tired,
and fell asleep to May!
When he woke up, he wasn’t quite fond,
that he couldn’t find his wand!