As I walk through the lunchroom where I don’t need my brain
I take a look at my lunch and realize it’s very plain
But that’s just perfect for an Izzy like me, because I eat only mayo
With my sa-la-mi

At 11 in the morning I’m eating lunch
Sitting next to Evan R.
With his bunny crunch

Ms. Letty tastes my dumplings on certain days
I tell her they’re from Costco
She shouts, “Hurray!”

I’m a boy of the class
1-230
My teachers are Beth, Apryl and Ke-ri

I’ve been homeschooled for months without a peer
My lunchroom is my kitchen
For the rest of the year