I’M NOT WRITING A POEM TODAY!
NOT ABOUT A BROWN DOG!
NOT ABOUT A FLOWER! NO WAY!
NO METAPHORS! NO DIALOG!

AND I’M NOT WRITING ABOUT AN ALLIGATOR!
NOT TODAY! OH HO HUM!
OKAY! ALL RIGHT! I’LL DO IT LATER!
OOPS! I JUST WROTE A POEM!
(Dang it!)