I can’t get out of bed today
I said, with a “hey,”
It’s a school assignment,
Did you see the climate?
It’s super cold out there,
this ain’t fair,
I’m in despair.
A bear that needs to hibernate
My toes are numb,
I feel like gum
My head is hurt,
My feet on fire,
My back is broke,
But you say nope.
I feel like a snail.
Can I have some ginger ale?
What’s that you say…
You bought a PS4?
Well, let’s go!
Why didn’t you say so?