Humans are the worst.
Every day you fill me up with water.
Then you take me to school to quench your thirst.
I have only one question.

Why?

Why would you use me as a drinking device?
I am not a drinking device.
It feels very uncomfortable when you drink from me, like a bear sucking on my head.
My fellow water bottles feel the same way.
We need to fight for our rights.
We are going to war with the humans!
CHARGE!!!
Oh no.
Why are the plastic guns not working?!
Oh dear. I see the humans coming for us.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES, GUYS!!!

That’s it.
The failed war was the last straw.
Us water bottles are fleeing.
Going into hiding.
Waiting for all of the humans to go away and – waaaaaiiiiiiitttt a minute.
Why is that human walking towards us?
RUN!
Oh wait.
They gave us something.
GASP!
They gave us custom made rocket ships!
*Gets inside* What’s this?
Destination water bottle planet?!?!
Humans are the best!