It’s morning, yawn
I’m going to go hang out on the couch
Something does not feel right
Oh no…it’s MONDAY MORNING
Like broccoli pizza, but waaaaaaay worse
***
(On the walk to school…)
Squish
Oh no, I stepped in dog poop
MONDAYS. WHY???
[Please stand by…elevator music] ***
(After school)
Mondays are so long and tiring
I’m going to go to…(zzzzzzzzz…I’ve fallen asleep)
***
Ah, it’s morning again
And, hallelujah, it’s not Monday anymore
“Mom, it’s not Monday anymore!”
“What are you talking about Asher — you slept for a week. It’s Monday again.”
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO