This IS a list poem. Trust me, it’s not a lie. I will write down the list in no time. WAIT! I forgot my theme song! Bum, bumpy, bum! Oh no, I forgot a pen. Lemme get it. *STOMP, STOMP.* Don’t forget, this IS a list poem. OK, NOW time for the list. *COUGH, COUGH*. One second, please.

Now…

Title: “The Rules of Royal.”

Now, royals have too many rules. But now I guess I’ll write them for you. Be jolly, NAME your kid Molly. Make a crowd roar, DON’T make a crowd snore. OH NO! My pencil broke! *WAHHH!* *Mommy, I need a new pencil!* Back to business. You DEFINITELY didn’t hear any of that.

Listen to your Commander. DON’T be a naughty salamander! HEY! Maybe I should be a Commander someday. *Donut, time for bed!*

Gotta go rest my head. I PROMISE I’ll write a list poem next time.

*CRASH* *OWWWWWWW!!!*