There once was a dog who stood in the fog
Lonely as one can be
He looked around with a frown
And then sat on the ground
The ground was very dry
He started to crave pie
I saw him and yelled “Oh my! I think he might die!”
He started to cry so I gave him a pie
He didn’t cry anymore but his legs were very sore
So I gave him even more
And his strengthened his core
So he never struggled with push ups anymore