There once was a cat
he ate a fat rat, then he became fat
and he sat on a mat, and he got pooped on by a bat
so he grabbed a baseball bat and he hit the hat with the baseball bat
the bat went twirling through the air, it landed on the mat with a splat
and the cat sat on the bat
then a hat came along and the cat started scratching the hat
but the hat was evil, so it turned into a robo-bat and started to chase the cat
but soon the cat counter-attacked and pounced on the robo-bat.
The robo-bat was dead.