Drama

Oh drama, it gives you trauma.
Drama happens a lot!
But I never understand the plot.
It’s always something
dumb, dumber than
sucking your thumb!
Fights, disagreements, excluding friends.
Arguments, conflicts, it never ends!
They say, “You’re being rude!”
But really they just have attitude.
“I didn’t say that!” they say.
But no one ever said, “Did they?”
If they say “copy cat!” one
more time, I WILL bash in your hat.
So, calm down and just relax.
So, I don’t have to do that!