Beans are one of earth’s greatest mysteries . . .
I mean . . .
Where do beans even come from?
Do they grow on trees or are they just . . . Made?
Who even came up with beans?
And why?
Also, why do beans look like what they do?
They look so weird!
What is the best way to eat beans?
Are beans . . . plants?
What even ARE beans?
Why do they taste like that?
Also, who came up with the name, “BEAN!?!?!”
Why are they so small???
Are there BIG beans?
What types of beans are there?!?!

NOBODY’S ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS!!!!