Emo Chicken

Me need write
Me no write
Me have rights
Me eat termites
Termite yummy
Yummy termite
Termite yummy
Yummy termite

Emo chicken
Jumps off a building
Thinks it can fly
But lands on children
Then it dies
Comes back to life
And eats the children
And steals their fries
Gobble gobble
Gobble gobble
Gobble gobble

Emo duck
In a river
Super hungry
Ate his liver
Made a bat out of wood, but got a sliver
Dropped a nuke
On his grandpa
Bye bye, Grandpa
Duck had planned that

He’s ten years old
Sold his grandma
On eBay
For some gold
He was bored
Dropped a WWE elbow, and then he roared
Scored a goal
Said he Ronaldo
So he said suuii
Went to the toilet
Stole someone’s poo