In the dark, you can’t see
The many monsters that will make you flee
If they scare you, you will—oh, not in your pants!
The little ones will leave you in a trance
They will make you go silly and do their little dance
Even a flashlight won’t help
It will bring them right towards you
Don’t bring a sword because they are filled with goo
Also a little bit of stinky—wait, hold up, not that stuff!
They could also have the monster flu
So, stay aware of the monster scare