If I were in charge of the world,
I’d cancel my sister.
I’d cancel vegetables.
I’d even cancel school.

If I were in charge of the world,
there would be infinite video games.
There would be free Teslas.
There would even be free phones!

If I were in charge of the world,
you wouldn’t have bedtime.
You wouldn’t have a bath.
You wouldn’t have butterflies.
Or the color pink.
You wouldn’t even have bullies.

If I were in charge of the world,
mythical creatures could be pets.

And a person who wants a mohawk
and sometimes forgets stuff,
would still be allowed to be
in charge of the world.