I’m just some concrete
In the middle of summer
Always getting stepped on
Trust me, it’s a bummer.

Do you like being stepped on by dirty shoes?
Or being pooped on by a dog?
Have you ever smelled poo?

Do you know how hot it gets?
I’m so relieved only when the sun sets.

I hope you feel bad for me,
Oh, to avoid getting burned, keep off of me.

I’M BURNING HOT, DUDE!