No one’s there
When you’re sleeping
Not even a bear
And your brother is totally not leaping.

Nothing you can do about sleeping, absolutely nothing
Your sister may pretend and scream in your ear all day long
And your brother is totally bluffing
Also your dad is totally strong.

But when you’re sleeping that doesn’t affect you at all
Not when you’re sleeping
Not even if you’re dying to go to the mall
Even when you’re weeping
You can totally still be sleeping.