Live in a lair
Inside a square.
If someone comes near,
Say “Don’t you dare!”
If he doesn’t listen, give a glare,
Set up a snare, go to bed and have a nightmare.
Wake up, drink some beer,
Make a deer eat a gear.
Catch a fish, smell a dish,
Make a wish for more fish.
Eat too much fish-
Get ill, slide down the hill.
Ring a bell
Make a spell to get well.
Sail with a pail
To an island called Ale.
Build a sub, make it sink.
Try to drink raw octopus ink.
Turn pink, do not think about the stink.
Take a jet, fly down in a gown
to a town called Saun.
Smell a dentist who is scentless.
Pull a tooth that is smooth.
Ask a moose to smell a goose.
Pull a lever that says Reverse.
Ask the goose to smell a moose.
Then get a broom,
Make it zoom
To the room,
In the lair that is square,
With the jet that is wet,
With the pail that took sail
With the sub and the tub,
And the dentist who is scentless,
And the hill, and the bell
Who cast a spell.
Then go to bed and be a good bear.
Try not to have another nightmare.