I’m sorry for eating the Thanksgiving turkey,
But boy, did it smell good.
So, I ate it.
It took me two minutes, to fit in my mouth,
And I looked like a hamster,
Putting food in its pouch.
After I ate it,
I was really quite plump,
And on my back
A
Huge,
Fat,
Lump.

In conclusion,
I’m so sorry to say,
That I ate your
Big,
Fat,
Turkey,
On Thanksgiving day.

Your plump dog,
– Ham