When I play poker
I am the high card

When I play poker
I am a pair

When I play poker
I am two pairs

When I play poker
I am three of a kind

When I play poker
I am a straight

When I play poker
I am a flush

When I play poker
I am a full house

When I play poker
I am four of a kind

When I play poker
I am a straight flush

When I play poker
I am a royal flush

When I play all of these hands
I am just plain luck

and I will go through history
being called Ezra the famous

HA HA do you find that humorous?

{Hilarious}

ROYAL FLUSH!!!

Pay up $56, a box of raisins
and a bowl of cherries

Maybe we should play
BLACKJACK?

I’ll deal

{five minutes later}

I got BLACKJACK!

{ten minutes later}

Want to play WAR?

I got four Aces.

{Beat that!}

I beat your king!

Wait I shouldn’t have said that
it was very aggressive you know what
it was all very aggressive
I’ll make up for it,
…By playing POKER!

Don’t worry I bet big
& I’ll bet $1,000,000
of course I don’t have that money
…but I’ll owe you!

{five minutes later}

I,
I,
I,
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOST!