Silly Little Questions

Can a crocodile eat water?
Can you have a monsterous daughter?
I wonder why war can’t be verbal?
Is it pronounced gargle ot gurgle?
Why can’t purple be a letter?
Why is worse the opposite of better?
If cows can moo then why can’t we?
Why is coffee worse than tea?
Why is everyone obsessed with technology?
Does professor sprout teach options or herbology?
Why are students following rules?
Is it called a fight or a dule?
Are you allowed to befriend a mule?
P.S.
Seriously, please answer these questions.