Why can’t fish just live on land?
Can’t they just get surgery and replace gills with lungs?
Call a fish doctor!

If they did, where would they live?
A fish tank? Answer: NO.
Houses! Made out of metal, very delicately crafted.
Call a fish builder!

But what would they have for pets? Other fish?
NO. Cats and dogs!
Call a fish veterinarian!

But how would they sleep?
In beds, of course.
Call a fish carpenter!