Oh, you beautiful fried egg
Oh, how you taste so nice
Oh, how I love the runnies

I bought a billion of you
Because you are so tasty and delicious
Yellow and soft, salty and rich

Ohhhhhh…
Wait. A. Sec.

You.
Taste.
Bad.

Oh, how dare you let me down?

How dare you go rotten?
Oh, the mold
Oh, the olive green hue
Oh, the garbage smelling smell

No, not now, Professor Fried Egg