Talking to cats is different
than talking to beagles
or sparrows
or mice
or goldfish
It’s magical and amazing!
Start by offering some Seabass tea
then start petting them
Say “Meow”
Say “Purr”
Are you having fun?
The cats say”Meow Meow”
that means “You look as good as a dark purple amethyst.”
The cats say “Purr Meow”
that means “You smell like white strawberries.”
The cats say” Meow Purr’
that means ” We’re hungry!”
Offer them some catnip cookies!
Say “Mmm Meow’
that means ” Bye Bye”