Swimming in the ocean
Swimming in the sea
And oh, life was great
It wasn’t good for me

I had tinfoil in my mouth
And hooks stuck in my lip
I ate things from metal to soil
And had fishline in my hip

The hooks were my punishment
The punishment was foul
Whenever I met with other fish
They would bite and growl

The gods enjoyed to smite me
To them it was delight
To be rude and impolite
To the greatest fish in the sea
ME!