Hey! Ancient Greece?
Why is your mythology SO VIOLENT?!
I mean, why does Persephone get kidnapped in a field of VIOLETS?!
Why does Zeus always accidentally kill his girlfriends?!
Why does Hera hate Zeus’ other wives?
Why does Hermes become a messenger god?
Why does Dionysus make wine?
Why does Hades choose the Underworld for his turf?!
Why doesn’t Gaia come up with the idea to save her children sooner?
WHY WHY WHY, GREEK MYTHOLOGY?!
Why do satyrs run so wild?
How does a god bear a child?
WHY WHY WHY, GREEK MYTHOLOGY?!