Peanut Butter & Jelly were fighting about,
Who should go on Bread first,
Jelly said he had more sugar than Peanut Butter,
Peanut Butter said he had a longer name than Jelly,
Jelly said I’m red and red is a lucky color.
Peanut Butter said I’m orange and orange is the second color in the rainbow,
So I’m two times better than you.
The argument kept going on and on and on,
Bread tried to break up the fight.

In the end,
The mom got a hard boiled egg,
The sister got scrambled eggs,
The brother got fried eggs,
And the dad got an omelet.
As for the Peanut Butter & Jelly
and the Bread, well,
They didn’t get a happy ending.

Bread got moldy,
Jelly got dry,
And Peanut Butter got as hard as iron.