Oh, William, you find a way to make me laugh
Now I want your autograph
You look like a celebrity
Or maybe you’re my majesty
But either way it doesn’t matter
We’ll always find a way to chatter

Oh, William, you always entertain me
And make sure I’m never lonely
Sometimes I feel like you’re my older brother
Though whenever we play I’m always the mother
But either way it doesn’t matter
We’ll always find a way to chatter

Oh, William, there’s no one that could ever replace you
I already know your favorite color . . . Blue!
You’re afraid of the dark . . . It’s true!
I’m the one who gave you your little sidekicks
And the one who taught you how to use chopsticks
I love you dearly with all of my heart
I love your cute smile, and how you’re so smart