I am an athlete that is funny
I wonder what sport I’ll choose
I hear the roar of the crowd
I see myself winning a championship
I want to be the greatest athlete of all time
I am an athlete that is funny

I pretend that I can become the world’s greatest athlete
I feel my teammates lifting me up
I touch the championship trophy
I worry that an injury will make me never become an athlete ever again
I cry when my team loses a big game
I am an athlete that is funny

I understand that some of my jokes might not be funny
I say some jokes that will make my teammates laugh
I dream that someday I will make one of the most motivational speeches in the locker room
I try to be my best every day
I hope that I will leave a great legacy behind
I am an athlete that is funny