It was a hot, sunny day in Chickenville, when I, Mayor Chicken
gave a speech
“It seems as though stealing our eggs is the only thing
the humans teach”
“We must do something about their cruelty to our kind”
“We shall hide our eggs in a spot they cannot find”
The next day we went in the house looking for a good spot
We found a big closet, and in the closet was a big white pot
Unfortunately, it was the same day the plumber came
He gave the toilet eggs to the humans and on his way out,
the chickens and I gave him shame
The next day, the chickens put a sign above of the door to the coop
The sign read “If you really think you can steal our eggs,
you’re a pile of poop”
When the humans came to gather the eggs, they found the sign
and were amused
When they had no idea that the chickens and their eggs
were being abused
“So what if our last two plans failed, this one will be the best!”
“They have most of our eggs, so we will take the rest”
They found ALL (the new ones and the old ones) eggs
The chickens felt like the humans were pulling their legs
The next day, the chickens and I decided we would quit trying
That day the humans didn’t come for our eggs, and we assumed
it was a trick that we were not going to be buying
But it turns out, that my close friend was responsible for this
(his name is meegan)
He put the cutest chicks on the humans table, and it convinced them
to be vegan!