I grabbed my popcorn I grabbed my food I grabbed my soda and a little slushie too I took a sip And I decided This was the best thing In the history of the world I sat down and watched the trailers The lights went dark And I accidentally bit my finger And then I decided To take another sip of my slushie And relax Until the movie came on And I decided That day That movie theaters are the best thing in the world Movie theaters are bad, but in a good way. The End Continue reading The Movie

.5 Miles Per Hour Want to go But way Too S-L-O-W As slow as traffic So Annoying So S-L-O-W Want to go But way too slow Continue reading Slow Sister

Sucking A tornado twisting twirling Into its mouth Opens widely with pleasure Up Come the Insects In a Whirl Of Dust Driving Into the Stomach And out again. Continue reading The Anteater

Look shiny.Invitingly open your lidSo people can sit down comfortablyAnd try to get rid of as muchwaste as you can.So the next person will be happy. Continue reading Things to do if You’re a Toilet

Why is the world so round? Why does pie look like a golden crown? Why do I live in this country with a statue? Why do I exist? Why will no one see the future? Why is purple purple? Why is a banana a banana? Why did I write this? Because I was supposed to. I think!?! Maybe!? OMG. Why!?! Why!?! Why!?! Continue reading Why

Art is when your pen touches your paper and it swirls and swirls Art is when your colors pop out on the page Art is when your creative ideas come to mind Art is when your paint splashes our of your palette and onto your page Art is what I love Continue reading I Love Art

Radios are fun. There are so many channels. My favorite is the Baseball channel. P.S. I wrote this with a slime on my hand Continue reading Radio

It’s a tornado in here. This room has gone wild. It looks like a tornado was here. I really don’t like this. It’s been ages since I saw this room clean. I have been stuck here for weeks. I think there’s not a spot that there is not stuff. It’s a tornado in here. I cannot move there’s so much stuff. I think fungi lives here. I can’t see it but I know it’s there. It’s not going to be easy getting it out. Snakes are on the ground. You cannot see them there is so much stuff. When my … Continue reading It’s a Tornado in Here

Wear a white dressdancealongthe dance floorthunder’s your groomclouds are your bridesmaidsyour laugh sounds likea roaring tigerscare the kids with your danceCLICK!CLACK!with your heels on the stagedon’t forget to smile. Continue reading Things to do if You’re Lightning

Top Of the food Chain High in the trees Jumping from limb To limb Eyeing their prey like a True Predator Stalking it Then ATTACK! The unsuspecting animal Now becomes the Ocelot’s next Meal The ocelot up Grabs it And drags it Down Eats it Like a true ocelot! Continue reading Ocelot

Mushroom fill a stump With red caps, white dots, and stems, Quiet on the wood Continue reading Mushrooms

As I stare through my windowpane Stained with splashes of gentle rain While lightning streaks through the sky Like a flowy ribbon before my eyes Tiny diamonds falling in the sky Continue reading Rain

Wear your puffy jacket and your white and red cap and go be with your friends And… be a fungi! Continue reading What to do if You’re a Mushroom