My new puppy is the cutest little thing.
My new puppy has a super cute name, Frank.
My new puppy likes to lick people a lot!
My new puppy is better than a robot.
My new puppy likes to bark.
My new puppy likes to sleep with me in the dark.
I love my new puppy.

* Disclosure: I do not have a new puppy but am imagining and wishing.