two days ago
i rode in a taxicab
back from rehab
but then a sandcrab
told me i had to much flab
so i started to jab
at the sandcrab
but i could not penatrate him
so i ripped a limb off him.
then the committee of self pity
came in and nuked a city
if i didnt know better
i would think they want to kill me
but then the itty bitty nitty gritty
kitty attacked me
now i am part of the committee of self pity.