The Talking Stapler

Slice. Slice. Slice.
Cut. Cut. Cut. Cut.
Staple. Staple. Staple. Together.
All day I work so very hard.
So please help me from this torture I have every day.

I hurt people every day. It’s the worst.
All the papers are mad at me.
And I tell them it’s work.
As a stapler, I ask for help.