My boring life is oh, so dull.
Nothing interesting at all.
Slaying dragons isn’t fun
And casting spells is kind of dumb.
Fighting monsters in the dark?
No, that’s not cool at all.
Bring zombies from the dead?
No, I did that yesterday.
Make some alligator soup?
No, that’s something I can’t do.
Maybe I should save the world?
No, that’s something way too dull.
Make an army of a million ghosts?
No, I already have one of those.
Pull a sword from a stone?
No, I’ve already done that one.
Now you see my life’s so dull.
Nothing interesting at all.