Hi my name is Sky Yeah, I know, Why is my name sky? Well, I simply can’t reply. My sister’s named Stormy My brother’s named cloudy They both are so very greedy! I am very much more boring than my mom, The sun. Continue reading Hi my name is Sky

Let me tell you the tale of a dog Who always sat on a big log He loved his small ball But then one long Fall He lost his ball to an old frog. Continue reading Let me tell you the tale of a dog

I have a good friend named Lucky She is a cute fluffy young puppy We comb her soft fur Because we love her And she plays with her small rubber ducky Continue reading I have a good friend named Lucky

There once was a very dead cat It was found with a very cool hat It had a rich collar In the shape of a dollar And was under a luvverly mat Continue reading There once was a very dead cat

There once was a shiny new toy Who met a quite large little boy The toy caught fire It was very dire The toy really liked to destroy. Continue reading There once was a shiny new toy

A bird who liked sitting in trees Lost a leg to a fierce swarm of bees The bird, keeping its head, Tweeted as he bled “This shock has brought me to my knees.” Continue reading A bird who liked sitting in trees

There once was a very small king Who wore an enormous gold ring He wore it each day ‘Til his wife came to say, “I’m sick of the sight of your bling.” Continue reading There once was a very small king

Little Tim had a party so dire That it ended when Timmy caught fire He was burning alive With his best friend called Clive Who had burst into flames just prior. Continue reading Little Tim had a party so dire

There once was a very small rabbit Who had a very bad habit Of eating grass Then passing gas And that is what killed the poor rabbit. Continue reading There once was a very small rabbit

There once was a very tall duck It came in a very cramped truck But as it came It got hit by a train And it ran out of glorious luck Continue reading There once was a very tall duck

A family acquired a new toilet The mother said, “Don’t you dare spoil it.” But it was too late Her son’s poo was too great And there’s no way he’ll ever uncoil it. Continue reading A family acquired a new toilet

There once was a small ladybug Who sat on a soft, fuzzy rug She rolled all about And drank from a spout But one day she fell in a mug. Continue reading There once was a small ladybug

There was a young girl called Louisa Whose mother just couldn’t police her Day after day She almost ran away And her mother said she would release her. Continue reading There was a young girl called Louisa

There once was a very strong ‘quake That caused my poor hovel to break And now here I am As cold as a ham In a box that I hate by a lake. Continue reading There once was a very strong ‘quake

There once was a large slimy snake Who went in the garden to rake The leaves were fallin’ The fruit was rottin’ And the snake looked and said, “Well that’s great!” Continue reading There once was a large slimy snake

Deep in the forest lay a creature That possessed a wonderful feature It was very smart And sweet as a tart And became a well-loved teacher Continue reading Deep in the forest lay a creature

There once was a lonely black bat Who sat on a small comfy rat The bat took flight The rat squeaked in delight And hit his forehead on a gnat Continue reading There once was a lonely black bat

There’s a tale of old Mr. Spider He lived down the road from Miss Cider One day a man found A hungry greyhound And the spider was living inside her. Continue reading There’s a tale of old Mr. Spider

Fifth grade is the absolute best Spelling, math, gym and writing are stressed But that isn’t all There’s also a call For some limericks written with zest Continue reading Fifth grade is the absolute best

There once was a curious thing The curious thing liked to sing But it made such a noise That the 336 boys Would complain that it made their ears sting. Continue reading There once was a curious thing

There once was a backpack of leather That suffered in really bad weather It turned to hard stone On which Bob broke a bone As he ran right in front of Miss Heather. Continue reading The Tale of the Abandoned Playground Backpack

There once was a very small mouse Who lived in a very old house He ate nothing but cheese And ran with his keys That’s why he did not have a spouse. Continue reading There once was a very small mouse

There once was a grieving hot fire That seemed to rise higher and higher Until one day it died It said its goodbyes And that was its only desire Continue reading There once was a grieving hot fire

There once was a beautiful flower Which had a spectacular power It made roses bloom And howled at the moon And it loved a good soaking rain shower. Continue reading There once was a beautiful flower